Busy as Fuck

I've been busy as fuck so i'm going to try and keep stuff short and awesome from now on.
Awesome things you should check out:
Mushi-shi (anime)
Darker Than Black (anime)

Things I've been up to:
Rolling my own cigarettes
smoking more in general
rearranged my room
watching a shit load of anime
Done with collage for the semester and passed all of my classes
Work is hard and long

I've been overflowing with the Christmas Spirit so Merry Fucking Christmas to all of you. I'm also down to 230 pounds. still a fat ass but look a little more badass now and am probably capable of getting laid.

Been awhile eh?

Sorry I haven't posted anything in awhile. I've been busy with school and now a job at Anne and Hope. I'm now making a bit of money and i'm going to send my sword back that I got from trueswords because of a few defects. I'm going to get some knives and stuff instead though so that's something to look forward to. I've been watching tons of Netflix instant lately. Let me say this. WATCH "DARKER THAN BLACK" AND "SOUL EATER". "Hell Girl" and "Afro Samurai are totally kick ass too. I ended up rearanging my room too and guess what. I've gotten stronger from lifting weights and I've also lost 50 pounds in the past few months. Anyway i'm going to have to focus on keeping up with the posts. It's not like I have to worry about school. I'm gonna pass Legal Enviroment to Business and Intro To Business with ease and I'm totally going to bomb Accounting. To everyone out there who is thinking of taking an accounting class. DON'T and if you're already in one....CHEAT! Trust me this is the hardest class I have ever taken ever.

Leonard The Skull 2

Leonard The Skull

Leonard The Skull

 My new weekly thing 

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Halloween was fun

So people just writing to say that Halloween was pretty fun. I went to a few houses and got a little bit of candy but for the most part I just fooled around with my friends. As for this week I only have classes on Thursday so I have most of the week off. Things have been rather boring lately. School sucks. Still don't have a job. people owe me money and I still have certain things to sell off to get some cash. Recently I've found myself singing loudly as I take my walks. Since I don't have many songs on my mp3 player that have words I don't have much to sing along to but it's still fun. Anyway keep havin fun guys and i'll report in if anything interesting happens.

Bored as fuck...nothing to do.

Bored as fuck...nothing to do.

Dude

I went to A party yesterday and for part of today too and I have to say. I Smoked so much pot. I usually don't smoke anything except for a cigarette and a cigar now and then but last night I partied pretty nicely. Me and my friends drop kicked A punching bag, danced hardcore techno, and just had so much fun. I don't remember it too clearly though... and I got to bring my sword home. Anyway as for today. I brought my sword home and took it out of it's scabbard. For a $300 sword it looks awesome. It's a Cold Steel Warrior Katana I ordered from Trueswords. It kicks so much ass. Heavier than I thought it would be. For today though I need to go the grocery store and pick up some seltzer so I have something to drink.

Awesome Dude of The Week Vol 4, Matt Groening

Matthew Abram "Matt" Groening was born on Febuary 15 1954 in Portland Oregon. The first cartoon he made was a comic strip titled "Life in Hell" and from there moved on to Creating such shows as "The Simpsons" and "Futurama". His mother Margaret Ruth Wiggum was a teacher and his father Homer Philip Groening was a film  maker. Matt Groening went to Ainsworth elementary school and Lincoln High School and went to Evergreen state collage in Washington. In 1977 he moved to Los Angeles and went through a series of apparently shitty jobs. Groening began working for a Newspaper and from there got his Comic strip "Life In Hell" published. It was a big hit and soon he recieved an offer to have the comic published in book form. The comic is still being published to this day. In 1985 James. L. Brooks contacted Groening after he had seen "Life in Hell" giving him an offer to do animation sketches. Groening was asked to do sketch animation of "Life In Hell" for the Tracy Ullman show. Fearing that he would lose his rights to the Comic and the show would bring his comic down when it failed he decided to come up with different characters. He quickly sketched down these characters in James. L. Brook's office and named them "The Simpsons". The Simpsons shorts were popular and led to a spin off in 1989 titled "Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire". The show Quickly became a huge hit. In the years to come Groening has suggested various spin offs such as "young Homer", shows about the other inhabitants of Springfield, and a live action Spin off about Krusty The Clown. None of them were ever made a reality. In 1994 Groning Created "Bongo" Comics Group. In 1997 He created "Futurama" and by the time he brought the show to FOX he had already come up with multiple characters and story lines. It became the show I love so much and then They Fucking took it off the air!!! fortunately after the show was taken off the air there was talk of bringing it back due to a strong following and good ratings. 4 Movies were made titled "Benders Big Score", "The Beast With A Billion Backs", "Benders Game", and "Into The Wild Green Yonder". "Into The Wild Green Yonder" was originally intended to be the series finale but Groening wanted to continue the series and Comedy Central ordered 26 new episodes of the show (thank god). To date Matt Groening has won Eleven Emmy Awards. Ten for "The Simpsons" and one for "Futurama" and in 2002 won the National Cartoonist Society's Reuben's Award. He married Deborah Caplin in 1986 but divorced in 1999. They had two sons, Homer and Abe. And Groening is an Agnostic Liberal.


Creator of "The Simpsons" and "Futurama". Two of my favorite shows. Matt Groening kicks ass. I've been laughing at these shows since I was born and I'll continue to laugh at Futurama. Simpsons...not so much. I don't watch the new episodes but when the old one come on I drop everything I'm doing and have a good laugh. Just to let you guys know I do use Wikipedia as my primary resource but I cross-check my info with other sites whenever possible.

Cavity

Fuck I have a cavity. I brush 3 goddamn times a day and use Listerine!!! Oh well. O.K. so tomorrow I have a party to go to so that will kick ass. And tonight there's a new episode of Supernatural. Well I don't have much to talk about but I will do an Awesome Dude of The Week now so....

Anticipation

Hello everyone. I haven't had anything to report for the past few days but that's going to change. I'm going over to my cousins house tomorrow to do some yard work and then I have to go to the dentists for a cleaning. fuck I hate the dentist. On Saturday i'll be going to a party and Halloween is coming up soon. I will probably be either a dude with a sword or a Jedi... Probably a Jedi. Anyway this is just an update. I may do another Awesome Dude of the week tomorrow. Or I may not. Oh well. Bye.

*sigh* I'm sad now

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Just a few things

From now on I won't be doing the Awesome Dude of The Week anymore. I'll find something else entertaining for you guys to read. but if you want me to keep doing it just comment on this saying you still want me to do it and I will. But aside from that, my day was boring. I had my first class off so I went for a walk. I feel a little relieved because I got my two Intro to Business homework assignments in. Anyway This is just an update. I haven't really had much to talk about lately. I'll have to write some more interesting stuff later when I feel a little more enthusiastic.

The Darkness

The Moon shines onto the snow,

Illuminating the night with it's brilliance,

But beyond the Glorious snow there is Darkness,

Darker than the night that surrounds it,

Blacker than the nothing it resembles,

But do not hold back your admiration,

For it is not the end of all things that lies withing the darkness,

It is merely your own fear, cowardice, and despair in your heart,

Cast aside your fear,

For it hinders your body and mind,

Cast aside your cowardice,

For it hinders your spirit,

Cast aside your Despair,

For it hinders your soul,

Journey into the dark with your senses clear,

With your spirit resolute,

And with your soul stronger than ever,

Nick Swardson's Pretend time kicks ass

First to address the title. This show premiered last night and found it to be hilarious. Not just because it's funny as hell but I also like the way it was made and the transitions from sketch to sketch is pretty cool. O.K. I justhad to get out. As for my day. I woke up this morning after another weird dream. I don't remember all of it. But the stuff I do remember involves me, naked in a grocery store making a pizza with Enma Ai.... I don't know why i've been dreaming about her recently. I do love that fucking show. Maybe that's why. I went for a walk right after I woke up. Nothing special about that but later in the day I ended up going for a 3 hour walk. I walked 4 and a half fucking hours today. That's pretty awesome. I'm kinda worried about tomorrow because I have two homework assignments due in my Into To Business class. Anyway I don't really have much to talk about for today so I'll be shutting up now. O.K. random reader you can go back to fapping now.

Been feeling down recently

Hello nobody. I haven't posted anything in awhile because I just haven't gotten around to it. I've had a lot to do recently. But I guess I'll tell you what i've done the past few days. the only noteworthy things that I did were that I got some new sneakers because the old ones tear up all of my socks. I "acquired" some new earphones. I also started taking Melatonin at night to have more vivid dreams. So far i've had one dream that I can remember. In the dream it started out in winter. I had just moved to a new house which just so happened to be the exact same house I live in now. I was the one moving in with some friends. These friends just so happened to be Ren Ichimoku, Wanyodou, Hone Onna, and Enma Ai....the characters from the anime "Jigoku Shoujo"...weird right? from a winter filled with snow tunnels and a strange eel like creature called "shark" to the summer time where I could fly. It now gets different. I suddenly found myself in a school. I looked out the window and discovered that it was like 20 stories high. Any way I then had the feeling that I had to stop something or someone so I started searching through the store........hmmmm... I was just reminded of a similar dream but we'll save it for another time. I don't remember much about the rest of the dream except at one point I found myself looking at hentai while sitting on a bench in a hall.... yes, all of my dreams are this weird. So that was about 3 days ago. As for more current goins on. I have been feeling kinda sad recently. I don't really know why. I've been having some trouble in collage recently and I have been kinda stressed out but usually these kind of things don't get to me. Oh well. My day today was relatively boring. The only good thing that is happening today is that "Nick Swardson's Pretend Time" is premiering tonight. O.K. well I just posted because I felt lazy about not posting anything for awhile. I'll be sure to post more interesting stuff soon. Bye <3

Awesome Dude Of The Week Vol 3, Stephen Colbert

Let me start this off by saying I am aware of some dudes blog that is basically a lot more "Awesome Dudes Of The Week" so go to his blog if all you come here to read is my Awesome Dudes. Here is his blog http://ianm1121.blogspot.com/

Now for MY Awesome Dude Of The Week I have chosen Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert was born on May 13 1964. He was born in Washington D.C. and was raised in Charleston, South Carolina and was the youngest of eleven children. His father, James William Colbert, Jr., was the vice president for academic affairs at the Medical University of South Carolina and his mother, Lorna Colbert was a homemaker. From a young age Stephen Colbert knew that southerners were normally depicted as less intelligent and because of that he trained himself to speak with no southern accent. On September 11, 1974, Two of his brothers died in a plane crash. He then moved to East Street in Charleston. He did not handle the move well and later described himself at this time as Detached and lacking a sense of importance in the things that other children found important. During this time he became interested in fantasy and science fiction novels and Role-playing games. Colbert went to Charleston's Episcopal Porter Gaud School. He was very involved in school plays and the school newspaper but by his own opinion he was not very academically motivated. When he was young he wanted to pursue a career in marine biology but an operation left him with inner ear damage making it impossible for him to scuba dive. He went to Hampden-Sydney Collage in Virginia. He continued to be in plays and studied philosophy. After two years he transfered to Northwestern University's school of Speech wanting to be an Drama actor. He was at this time uninterested in comedy. He preformed several improvs at a theater in Chicago. In 1986 when he graduated and was in need of work he ended up joining the "Second City" working answering phones and such. He was later hired to preform with them. He ended up working with Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello. After the trio left Second City Colbert went on the show "Exit 57". From there he went to work as a cast member and writer for "The Dana Carvey show" and from there he worked as a freelance writer for SNL. Needing money he then began working as a script consultant for VH1 and MTV before taking a job with "Good Morning America" which led to him being hired on a trial basis for "The Daily Show". At this time he also worked on a show titled "Strangers With Candy". From his work on "The Daily Show" He moved to his show "The Colbert Report". Colbert has since attended such events as the Whitehouse Correspondents Association Dinner. He has also been the co-author of a book, written his own book (which I am the proud owner of), in his early years he was even in a band called "Stephen and the Colberts", Guest starred on numerous shows. At one point he even announced his bid for President of the United States. There are just too many things he's done for me to name them all here. Stephen Colbert Kicks Ass.


I guess this is the end of this weeks Awesome Dude Of The Week.... I'll be sure to do another one next week.

Don't worry I won't kill you...yet: Awesome Dude Of The Week Vol 2, Winston Churchill

Don't worry I won't kill you...yet: Awesome Dude Of The Week Vol 2, Winston Churchill: "Ah where to begin? This won't be a full summary considering Winston Churchill had a very full interesting life. Their is even and 8 Volume b..."

Just Bored

*sigh*. I read the latest chapter of Bleach and I have to say while it's all coming to an end they finished on a good note....at least I hope that they're ending it now. Going any further would be pointless. Anyway. I haven't had much happen to me lately so this won't be much of a post. I also have to do my Awesome Dude Of The Week today so I will do this quick post and start it soon. I'm still worried about my weight and if I eat anything between breakfast and lunch or lunch and dinner I feel bad. A little guilty but more sad that I won't get to eat as much for dinner. Oh well it doesn't matter that much....I guess.....

This is the way the world ends...

Again not much to talk about today. I went for a walk in the rain this morning and my shoes got soaked. But the major plus of going for a walk in the rain is that they're aren't any people on the trails I take my walks on so I was able to sing as loud as I wanted to while walking. You can't do it when other people walking on the trail too because they give you looks. I don't really care but it just makes me feel embarrassed for some reason. Sometimes I just don't understand why we feel the way we do in certain situations. Why is there an almost instinctive feeling of embarrassment or guilt or sadness when you don't care. I've thought about the fact that maybe deep down I do care, but I really don't. It's strange... So after my walk I took a nice shower but after that I didn't know what to do with my day. I was so listless today. But I did manage to summon up a little enthusiasm to try and beat Mega Man X. I got my ass kicked by Sigma's final form. the fight with his dog and his first form were way easy so I was surprised when his final form was so brutally hard. I plan on trying again soon though. I've been concerned about my weight recently. Although I've already lost about 20 pounds I still am upset with myself that My body doesn't look any different. It's a good thing that i'm not able to be a bulimic or anorexic. I love food to much to not eat at all and I have tried to make myself throw up before but i'm just not able to do it. Well that's enough about that.

I really wanted to talk about one thing in particular that I saw today on t.v. It is about this whole "Uganda anti-gay bill". When I first heard Martin Ssempa (the Christian pastor in favor of the anti gay bill) speak I thought to myself. "this man is the next Hitler." I honestly think that This man is the next Hitler and that Uganda could be on it's way to being something of a modern age Nazi Germany (which is ironic since some activists of the anti gay bill have said that the gays are responsible for the Nazis in the first place). Personally, I believe that this may, repeat "may" lead to a "Gay Holocaust". To think that there are still people in the world that would go to such lengths as to kill all homosexuals (which is what the law that is trying to passed will do) I simply astounding. To be truthful, I can't wait for this bill to pass. Eventually the Homosexual community will get fed up and will lead a revolt that will hopefully end in lots of bloodshed on both sides. I think that 2012 will be the end of the world and the things that we are seeing now is merely leading up to a huge cultural, political, or societal apocalypse. Not the kind of apocalypse that most people think about when here "the world is going to end in 2012". Think about it. in a way, the world did end in 2000. Society progressively got worse over the years and I believe that it will continue to get worse. The human race throughout time always finds a way to ruin whatever mighty society that it has defied God and Nature alike to built up. From the beginning of it all our society was doomed. Lead by empty beings that possess nothing more than ugly power and their own need for meaningless self satisfaction gained by the control over others.

"This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper" - T.S. Eliot

Just another day dudes

My day was rather short but i'll tell you guys about it already. I woke up tired as I could be. I managed to drag myself out of bed just in time to get to class. As for my classes they were pretty good today. Still boring but it wasn't as unpleasant as it usually was. I got a 90 on my Intro to business quiz. This put me in a pretty good mood. When I got home I took a shower. As I got in the shower I wondered what my soap tasted like so I took a few licks. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I turned on the tv and "Star Trek Voyager" was on. I hadn't seen it in awhile so it was pretty cool. I had baked macaroni and cheese for dinner. It was awesome. I watched the latest episode of Bleach and enjoyed a fine Monster energy drink as I watched "Lost Tapes". I still am now. I can multi task as I am watching the show and typing this at the same time. Anyway I won't bore you with anymore of my day. It wasn't very interesting. Bye...

*sigh*....

Not much to talk about today but I figured i'd post an entry anyway. All I did today was watch a few episodes of Bleach and take 2 long walks........*sheesh* I've been sitting here for ten minutes trying to think of something to write. Oh I know. I was taking a walk this evening and wanted to make it a little more interesting so on my way back I pulled down my pants and fapped as I walked......that's it.....that was the only interesting I did today.......

4chan Boards. your guide to the internet's hellhole

Most people when they first hear about 4chan go straight to /b/ and ruin the fun of exploring the other boards. Therefore I will tell you from my experience what to expect from some of the boards.

/b/ - used to be a shit hole for depraved sociopaths that are either fat, pathetic, or just plain stupid. Now it's full of newfags that either don't know what half the stuff discussed there is or full of oldfags that are unwilling to do anything new and interesting. Also expect to see the same troll threads at least 3 times a day. NOTE: FULL OF ASSHOLES

/d/ - If you have a fetish that can be drawn in japanese anime style then go here. from my favorite weight gain threads to Dragons raping cars. Any kind of fetish you can imagine is posted here in anime form.

/gif/ - porn, porn, and more porn except in gif form. Occasionally you may find gif threads that aren't about porn (1 or 2 threads a day).

/h/ - regular Hentai (anime porn). If you're not into dragons raping cars and your only fetishes are big boobs, big butts, or just plain regular pictures of naked anime girls. this is the board for you.

/r/ - The board you go to when you want someone to find something for you. 99% chance what people will give you won't be what you want, will be useless or stupid, or they won't give you anything at all.

/r9k/ - People who use /r9k/ are either: pathetic, boring, have nothing good to say, sad and lonely, all of the above. that being said, on a good day there are very few assholes here.

/new/ - it is supposed to be for news but mostly it's just full of retards voicing racist opinions.

/vp/ - Pokemon board. All things pokemon. Gary Oak is god here and is to some degree a paranormal phenomenon. posts showing Gary Oak will get "gets" much of the time. /vp/ is kinda like every other board all put together but only in terms of pokemon.

/x/ - This place is full of weirdos. I know because i'm one of them. All in all it is a decent board with cool stuff to offer. with many creepy pasta threads, and people streaming various horror movies it's a fun place. Unfortunately at least half of the people there are tripfags (myself included). for those that don't know a tripfag is someone that posts using a name that is secured with a password so no one else can try to pass themselves off as you.

so this is my guide. Keep in mind these are only the threads i've been too more than a few times. If you go to 4chan try to go to other boards other than /b/ it's not as digusting as you think most of the time it's just stupidity. Thank you and keep reading

Please read my blog for I am lonely

Hello there. My day was boring as hell. I went for a walk in the morning and when I got back I walked back and forth for a few hours. The only slightly interesting thing that happened today was a bunch of bees from my neighbors yard swarmed around our deck for a few hours. When I get bored i tend to get a little depressed and today was no exception. The most important thing I have to say is that I am going to simplify my blog entries to try and get more people to read this crap....*sigh* anyway i'm going to go do other stuff so check in regularly for stuff.

Yes. I am in fact Crazy

I guess i'll talk a little bit about myself. Now I wear a dog collar, or at least I used to. I don't so much anymore considering many people are dicks about it. No I am not a Furry. Now as I am a very open minded individual but I have a rather harsh opinion on these "teen werewolves" I know it's a little late to comment on this topic but reminded of these people by a recent article involving two of there suicides and I have some long overdo comments. Now I have no problem on what they wear or do but personally things like this shouldn't have been tolerated in schools. As with most of the fads and oddities that occur in our modern society I believe that people should have the right to express themselves in any way they want but there are certain things that aren't acceptable in schools:

1. Collars and leashes (honestly I know what the intended statement is but how is this considered appropriate. I might as well come into school wearing assless chaps and call it freedom of expression.)

2. Very short skirts on girls (as much as I love seeing a 14 year olds panties I must say it is a distraction. Unless the girl is ugly and in that case It is a nauseating distraction)

3. Taking off your flip flops in class (not only distracting but inappropriate. seriously flipflops aren't even proper footwear to begin with.)

not saying these things should be banned just saying please show a little courtesy. Thank god I am no longer in high school. but I digress. Now...I am into a lot of pretty fucked up things like Guro and Necro. Of course I would never act out any of those fantasies but it is interesting about how people can be accepting of one thing and be just plain horrified at other things. If my friends are reading this then I thank you that you have not completely freaked out over my lets say...eccentric habits. And I think to myself how very eccentric I actually am. I find myself doing the most bizarre things randomly singing or dancing spontaneously. Another odd thing I find myself doing is as I am laying in bed at night watching tv I pretend my hands are characters and have them fight all the while I make sound affects and act out a story. If you just laughed, I hate you...nah if you did I completely understand. If other people do this please tell.

Now about what I hate about other people. let me put this in a simple easy to read format.

- I hate people that are obsessed about one band. your favorite band isn't best ever so don't insult other people when they don't like that band's music.

- I hate it when people get offended my racial slurs. I am not a racist. Nigger, Beaner, Chink, Cracker, if one group of people can say then all groups should be able to say it. If your racist against a Cracker then it's ok but if you're white and you offend a minority then your racist. fuck that.\

- I hate overly righteous Christians. You know the "if you don't convert and do everything the bible says you're a bad person and you're gonna go to hell" Christians. If you preach to me....let me say this is caps...I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR JESUS LOVING FACE! I don't say your religion is false and you're a bad person for not believing what I believe so don't do that to me.

There is a lot more about people that I hate but these are the reasonable things.

Am I Crazy?

Ok i've slowly tried to let the crazy out in small doses but today I believe i've finally lost it. upon waking up in the morning I layed in bed for 5 hours after waking up at 4:00 am. I do this every day but as I layed there I found myself slowly realizing that I'm fucking insane. My first realization of this was the fact that I remembered that the night before I had my window open and could feel the strong wind blow into my room. As I felt the wind I said to myself quite loudly that it felt like a fall wind. Since you may not know I can feel the seasons. Something in the air tells me that it's a certain season. The smell of the fall and feeling of the air is so distinctive. I don't know why but I always thought that other people could feel it too. But after talking to several people I found that not everyone can feel it. Anyway after falling back asleep and waking up around 8:00 am I layed in bed for another hour or so and got up and went for a walk. on my walk I found myself having a conversation with myself. It was an informative conversation like it usually is when I talk to myself. I find myself explaining theories or even just discussing topics with myself. I even find myself saying things like "No that's not how it works. It's more like this." So after returning from my walk I took a shower and got dressed. today seemed a bit different. I was bored for most of the day. After playing a bit of Megaman X I walked around the house for an hour or so.
After going to the store to pick up some groceries I came back home watched a little tv and browsed /x/ for a little while before typing up this very long blog entry. I know that very few people actually read this (like 1 person a day) but I hope that you will continue to read my batshit crazy nonsense. In the entries to follow I hope to tell you a little more about my increasingly aberrant behavior.

Awesome Dude Of The Week Vol 2, Winston Churchill

Ah where to begin? This won't be a full summary considering Winston Churchill had a very full interesting life. Their is even and 8 Volume biography written about his life.

Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill was born in 1874 on November 30th at Benheim Palace in Oxfordshire. His father. "Lord Randolf Churchill" was a politician and his mother Janie Jerome was born American (Fuck yeah). Winston attended Royal Millitary Academy, Sandhurst Before he joined the army. During his time as a journalist during the Boer War he was made a Prisoner of War and eventually escaped. In 1900 he became a Conservative member of parliament but soon grew to dislike it and in 1904 joined the Liberal Party. When the Liberals won the 1905 election Churchill was made Undersecretary at the Colonial Office and in just 3 years he entered the cabinet as president of the board of trade. and in 1911 he became the "First Lord of Admiralty". He resigned after the Dardanelles expedition. He joined the millitary once more and served for a short time until 1917 when he became the "Minister of Munitions" . from 1919 to 1921 he was the secretary for war and air and from 1924 to 1929 he was the chancellor of "exchequer" (no idea what that is). Also during that time he left the Liberal party and became and independent and then became a member of the Conservative party again. Throughout the 1930's he made various speeches with subjects ranging from foreign intervention to Adolf Hitler (you'll probably be seeing him a later Volume). Churchill was no particularly fond of Neville Chamberlain's appeasement of Hitler and during a speech to the House of Commons said "you were given a choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor and you will have war." On September 3 1939 Churchill was made "First Lord of Admiralty" and a member of the war cabinet. Churchill in 1940 Churchill was made "Prime Minister". Churchill had known for many years the growing threat of Hitler although no one had listened to him. Churchill created and occupied the "Minister of Defence" to aid in the war effort. During one of Churchill's famous speeches he said. "we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, we shall never surrender." Churchill held good friendships with both Franklin D. Roosevelt and Harry S. Truman and through these friendships their countries had good friendships as well. When Hitler invaded The Soviet Union Churchill said the famous words. "If Hitler invaded Hell, I would at least make a favorable mention to the devil in the House of Commons." In October 1944 he met with the Russian Leaders in Yalta. To discuss the war. Churchill was Critisized for the "Dresdin Bombings" despite his statements implying otherwise. At the end of WW2 Churchill was worried that the Soviets wouldn't go along with the agreements made in Europe. In 1946 during a trip to the United States he lost a good sum of money in a poker game with Truman. It was during this trip that he also made a speech about the USSR. In 1951 Churchill again became "Prime Minister" until he resigned in 1955. From 1949 to 1956 he suffered a series of strokes indicating his deteriorating health. Throughout the late 1950's and early 1960's he tried to lead as much of an active life as he could. In 1963 President John F Kennedy made him an honorary citizen of the United States. On Saint Georges Day he congratulated the survivors of the "Zeebrugge Raid". On January 15 1965 Churchill suffered a severe stroke which left him Gravely ill and died 9 days later at the age of 90 on Sunday January 24th 1965.


If there were ever a man to be in my "Awesome Dude of The Week" series it would be Winston Churchill. the man even has a cigar size named after him. he lead the Brits through WW2 and lived to be 90. Fuck yeah!




Various websites were used in compiling this information. I'm afraid I won't be able to list them all but I could not find any website that had a full history of him. the Wikipedia page has some good info and of course there is that 8 Volume biography on him. Stay tuned next week for my next "Awesome Dude of The Week"

...Ladies

Fuck...my life has been so boring lately. Collage is hard. Nothing good on T.V. . haven't felt like playing video games. I haven't been doing to well lately. My head is filled with crazy thoughts more than usual. As none of you know. I browse 4chan alot. at first it was just /b/ but now I browse /d/ (i'm a pervert) and /x/ (i'm weird as fuck). anyway that has been the only interesting lately and it wasn't even very interesting to begin with. I may go over a friends house this weekend so that's something to do. I haven't had a smoke in a few days. I don't have an addictive personality but I've decided to only have a cigarette or a Cigar on occasion. I haven't had a Monster in almost a week so this weekend I'll probably go the the store and pick up some. I love the sensation you get drinking a Monster after you haven't had any for awhile. It's better than fapping to your favorite porn. And on that note we go into a more personal aspect of my life.

WARNING: IT GETS SEX RELATED

As for what I fap to it ranges from everything to normal porn of chicks with huge knockers to Guro, Fatties, Monster Girls, etc. Now I don't Bash peoples fetishes and I wish people wouldn't bash mine. Whether the things I find hot be Huge, Jiggling fat rolls on a 400 pound woman or a cute little animu girl getting torn to shreds with a chainsaw and her guts go flying everywhere. I know those are the more extreme examples of what I'm into I do it to prove a point...wait...what was my point? oh well moving on.

so yes it's near the end of the week so get ready for my "Awesome Dude Of The Week." I may do it today or tomorrow. I haven't decided yet. Anyway until next time this is me sitting at my computer the fat, loser that I am signing off for now...Ladies.

Amon Amarth - Tattered Banners And Bloody Flags+lyrics

My stomach jiggles when I brush my teeth

Haven't made a new entry in a few days. Absolutely nothing has happened. Over the last three days. This is what happened worth mentioning.

Tried Clove Cigarettes
Watched alot of Top Gear
Aunt moved in with us

now that that's out of the way I can talk about today. When I got up I said to myself "Today is a great day and I feel wonderful" 3 hours later I felt bored, tired, and a little sick. So much for "I feel wonderful". Anyway I went over to my cousins house for his birthday. I ended up playing hide and go seek tag and talking about "Halo Reach" and "Call of Duty MW2". I've been going on walks recently to try and lose some weight. this morning I went for a walk and realized that the trails that I take my walks on are always traversed by the weirdest people. I've seen Arab dudes walking by talking about business and any number of excercise obsessed people either running or walking when I take my walk in the morning and occationally when I take an evening walk. There's this one guy in our neighborhood we like to call "The Marathon Man". all day and even in the late evening this guy is out there jogging in rags. Just the shittiest clothes you can imagine and shoes that look like they've been chewed on by a pack of rottweilers. It could be 100 degrees out there with 80% humidity and he'd still be jogging for hours on end. I honestly don't know how he's not dead yet. the guy overexerts himself more than anyone I've ever seen. Anyway I wish I was crazy like him so I could lose some fucking weight. As comedian Kevin James once said. "my fitness goals are differsnt than most peoples. Most people want to lose enough weight so they look good in a bathing suit or they want to lower their cholesterol. I just want to lose enough weight so my stomach doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth." God i'm fat. oh well. thanks for listening to my pointless shit once again.

Awesome Dude Of The Week Vol 1, Josef Mengele

Every week near the end of the week (or when I get the time) I will post a person who I think is awesome. I will also post a link where you can get more information on the person (if I can find a decent source). Anyway have fun!

For my first "Awesome Dude Of The Week" first up is the man nicknamed "The Angel Of Death", Josef Megele. Dr. Josef Mengele was a doctor for the Nazis. He joined the Nazi Party in 1937 and less than ten years later he volunteered to be sent to Auschwitz. There he became known for his cruel, brutal methods of deciding who would be kill and was even known to kill babies just so he could dissect their bodies. He had a prefrence for twins when it came to experimentation. he would give them special treatment such as giving them candy or clothes. He would also preform such experiments on children such as removing limbs or preforming sex change operations. he would inject dye into childrens eyes attempting to change their eye color. Eventually Mengele left Auschwitz disguised as a regular member of the German infantry. He ended up at the Gross Rosen Work Camp but left before it was liberated. From there he was seen at Matthausen and ended up being captured and held as a POW at a camp near Munich. When the allies arrived they freed him not knowing who he really was. at the end of 1948 he decided to leave Germany. He apparently fled to Argentina as it was somewhat of a Nazi sympathetic country and from there fled from South American country to country afraid of being caught. He divorced his wife and later in 1958 married his dead brothers former wife Martha. He was never caught but in 1979 he suffered a stroke while swimming and drowned. A somewhat dissapointing end for such an "Awesome Dude".


Here is the link to the site where I got my information from
http://www.auschwitz.dk/mengele/id17.htm

Keep reading my uninteresting crap until the next "Awesome Dude Of The Week"

Nothin new dudes

My computer fucked up so I had to make a new profile on here. I forgot my username and password.... I'm so fucking stupid. I have 4 or so email adresses don't ask me why. anyway I'm having fucking baked macaroni and cheese tonight FUCK YEAH! as for my day collage was boring and annoying as hell. with my first class being 2 hours long and having another hour and a half class right after that it can get pretty frustrating. I had a test in my intro to business. didn't study for it. didn't prepare a notecard with answers on it like I could of. didn't care. Despite all of that i did rather well. I have two can of monster energy saved up for today and tomorrow so I can sit down tonight with a bowl of home baked macaroni and cheese and a monster. nothing is on t.v. like usual. mabey a little futurama or whatever else in on Comedy Central. As for how i've been doing I been feeling kind of down lately. nothing excites me. I haven't even felt like playing any of the video games I have. even the ones I haven't played yet. Although I can't fucking wait for Black Ops to come out. this will probably the first time I will stay out the night It comes out so I can be one of the first to get it. Or mabey i'll just pre-order it. I don't know yet. anyway I guess i'll start on a little something more entertaining for you guys.

IT BEGINS...

I woke up this morning and felt o.k. . It wasn't one of those "I want to kill myself" days but is wasn't a "today's a great day and I feel wonderful" days either. I was going to wait to take a walk until a little later to see wether or not my friend was free to hang out but I said fuck it and went for a walk anyway. I went up to where I usually walk to. this little plaza with a restaurant, a cigar shop, and a sylvan. I dont give a shit about the rest of the stuff that's there. I got home, took a shower, then realized that I was bored as fuck. went on my computer and got ready for a certain event. I was pissed off that my mom wouldn't let me keep a sword in the house. I ended up going to the hardware store to pick up some paint roller things then to the grocery store for a few things. when I got back home I was still bored as fuck so I decided to go for another walk on the trails near my house. lately walking is the only thing that takes up my time. I only go to collage classes two days a week and have no job. I wouldn't do well with a real job. I hate people too much. while walking I passed a lady walking her dog. As I walked by the bad thoughts came into my head again. I ignored them like I always do but it's still annoying as hell to have them. the medication I take doesn't do anything to get rid of them. If it weren't for my strong will I'd probably be in jail or be dead by now. anyway as I started walking back I noticed some kids playing on the trail (minority kids). annoying because I hate people but not too much anxiety. as i walked by them I heard one of them say something about a kid named Carlos. I took notice of the fact that they were minorities and said to myself "A Mexican". so I may be a little racist. Not alot I just happen to notice that Someone named Carlos is probably Mexican. too many people get labeled as racists because they simply make observations. It makes me sick. Fucking people. anyway on the way back my earphones stopped working so I had to go the rest of the way without music. not a big deal since I like listening to the sounds of nature. about halfway back I got a text from my sister that dinner was ready. I didn't care since it was potroast. I don't like potroast. makes me feel like I live in the goddamn 50's when "families" ate potroast everynight. plus I dont really like the taste. I took a shower and went to watch some t.v. does it really matter what the shows are. after awhile they all look the same. the ten "law and order" type shows. 7 shows about survival. Endless channels of cartoon retards that aren't even funny (Cartoon Networks CEO should kill himself). I finally settled on msnbc hoping they would show some fucked up videos of People doing crazy shit, people being Crazy, or just some good old fasioned retards that we love to see so much. after browsing the internet and coming up with alternitives of "homo-sexual" to call my friend (pogo-sexual, logo-sexual, etc.) I decided to make a Blogger account to tell you lifeless beings that I think Hung is a great show and that someone should sent "Lady Gaga" back to the land of Oz where she can dress like a freak all she wants and people will actually listen to that god awefull crap she spews out of that somewhat attractive noise hole on her face. Thanks for reading. I hope you'll read some more of my life.