Thursday, September 30, 2010

Awesome Dude Of The Week Vol 2, Winston Churchill

Ah where to begin? This won't be a full summary considering Winston Churchill had a very full interesting life. Their is even and 8 Volume biography written about his life.

Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill was born in 1874 on November 30th at Benheim Palace in Oxfordshire. His father. "Lord Randolf Churchill" was a politician and his mother Janie Jerome was born American (Fuck yeah). Winston attended Royal Millitary Academy, Sandhurst Before he joined the army. During his time as a journalist during the Boer War he was made a Prisoner of War and eventually escaped. In 1900 he became a Conservative member of parliament but soon grew to dislike it and in 1904 joined the Liberal Party. When the Liberals won the 1905 election Churchill was made Undersecretary at the Colonial Office and in just 3 years he entered the cabinet as president of the board of trade. and in 1911 he became the "First Lord of Admiralty". He resigned after the Dardanelles expedition. He joined the millitary once more and served for a short time until 1917 when he became the "Minister of Munitions" . from 1919 to 1921 he was the secretary for war and air and from 1924 to 1929 he was the chancellor of "exchequer" (no idea what that is). Also during that time he left the Liberal party and became and independent and then became a member of the Conservative party again. Throughout the 1930's he made various speeches with subjects ranging from foreign intervention to Adolf Hitler (you'll probably be seeing him a later Volume). Churchill was no particularly fond of Neville Chamberlain's appeasement of Hitler and during a speech to the House of Commons said "you were given a choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor and you will have war." On September 3 1939 Churchill was made "First Lord of Admiralty" and a member of the war cabinet. Churchill in 1940 Churchill was made "Prime Minister". Churchill had known for many years the growing threat of Hitler although no one had listened to him. Churchill created and occupied the "Minister of Defence" to aid in the war effort. During one of Churchill's famous speeches he said. "we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, we shall never surrender." Churchill held good friendships with both Franklin D. Roosevelt and Harry S. Truman and through these friendships their countries had good friendships as well. When Hitler invaded The Soviet Union Churchill said the famous words. "If Hitler invaded Hell, I would at least make a favorable mention to the devil in the House of Commons." In October 1944 he met with the Russian Leaders in Yalta. To discuss the war. Churchill was Critisized for the "Dresdin Bombings" despite his statements implying otherwise. At the end of WW2 Churchill was worried that the Soviets wouldn't go along with the agreements made in Europe. In 1946 during a trip to the United States he lost a good sum of money in a poker game with Truman. It was during this trip that he also made a speech about the USSR. In 1951 Churchill again became "Prime Minister" until he resigned in 1955. From 1949 to 1956 he suffered a series of strokes indicating his deteriorating health. Throughout the late 1950's and early 1960's he tried to lead as much of an active life as he could. In 1963 President John F Kennedy made him an honorary citizen of the United States. On Saint Georges Day he congratulated the survivors of the "Zeebrugge Raid". On January 15 1965 Churchill suffered a severe stroke which left him Gravely ill and died 9 days later at the age of 90 on Sunday January 24th 1965.

If there were ever a man to be in my "Awesome Dude of The Week" series it would be Winston Churchill. the man even has a cigar size named after him. he lead the Brits through WW2 and lived to be 90. Fuck yeah!

Various websites were used in compiling this information. I'm afraid I won't be able to list them all but I could not find any website that had a full history of him. the Wikipedia page has some good info and of course there is that 8 Volume biography on him. Stay tuned next week for my next "Awesome Dude of The Week"

...Ladies life has been so boring lately. Collage is hard. Nothing good on T.V. . haven't felt like playing video games. I haven't been doing to well lately. My head is filled with crazy thoughts more than usual. As none of you know. I browse 4chan alot. at first it was just /b/ but now I browse /d/ (i'm a pervert) and /x/ (i'm weird as fuck). anyway that has been the only interesting lately and it wasn't even very interesting to begin with. I may go over a friends house this weekend so that's something to do. I haven't had a smoke in a few days. I don't have an addictive personality but I've decided to only have a cigarette or a Cigar on occasion. I haven't had a Monster in almost a week so this weekend I'll probably go the the store and pick up some. I love the sensation you get drinking a Monster after you haven't had any for awhile. It's better than fapping to your favorite porn. And on that note we go into a more personal aspect of my life.


As for what I fap to it ranges from everything to normal porn of chicks with huge knockers to Guro, Fatties, Monster Girls, etc. Now I don't Bash peoples fetishes and I wish people wouldn't bash mine. Whether the things I find hot be Huge, Jiggling fat rolls on a 400 pound woman or a cute little animu girl getting torn to shreds with a chainsaw and her guts go flying everywhere. I know those are the more extreme examples of what I'm into I do it to prove a point...wait...what was my point? oh well moving on.

so yes it's near the end of the week so get ready for my "Awesome Dude Of The Week." I may do it today or tomorrow. I haven't decided yet. Anyway until next time this is me sitting at my computer the fat, loser that I am signing off for now...Ladies.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Amon Amarth - Tattered Banners And Bloody Flags+lyrics

My stomach jiggles when I brush my teeth

Haven't made a new entry in a few days. Absolutely nothing has happened. Over the last three days. This is what happened worth mentioning.

Tried Clove Cigarettes
Watched alot of Top Gear
Aunt moved in with us

now that that's out of the way I can talk about today. When I got up I said to myself "Today is a great day and I feel wonderful" 3 hours later I felt bored, tired, and a little sick. So much for "I feel wonderful". Anyway I went over to my cousins house for his birthday. I ended up playing hide and go seek tag and talking about "Halo Reach" and "Call of Duty MW2". I've been going on walks recently to try and lose some weight. this morning I went for a walk and realized that the trails that I take my walks on are always traversed by the weirdest people. I've seen Arab dudes walking by talking about business and any number of excercise obsessed people either running or walking when I take my walk in the morning and occationally when I take an evening walk. There's this one guy in our neighborhood we like to call "The Marathon Man". all day and even in the late evening this guy is out there jogging in rags. Just the shittiest clothes you can imagine and shoes that look like they've been chewed on by a pack of rottweilers. It could be 100 degrees out there with 80% humidity and he'd still be jogging for hours on end. I honestly don't know how he's not dead yet. the guy overexerts himself more than anyone I've ever seen. Anyway I wish I was crazy like him so I could lose some fucking weight. As comedian Kevin James once said. "my fitness goals are differsnt than most peoples. Most people want to lose enough weight so they look good in a bathing suit or they want to lower their cholesterol. I just want to lose enough weight so my stomach doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth." God i'm fat. oh well. thanks for listening to my pointless shit once again.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Awesome Dude Of The Week Vol 1, Josef Mengele

Every week near the end of the week (or when I get the time) I will post a person who I think is awesome. I will also post a link where you can get more information on the person (if I can find a decent source). Anyway have fun!

For my first "Awesome Dude Of The Week" first up is the man nicknamed "The Angel Of Death", Josef Megele. Dr. Josef Mengele was a doctor for the Nazis. He joined the Nazi Party in 1937 and less than ten years later he volunteered to be sent to Auschwitz. There he became known for his cruel, brutal methods of deciding who would be kill and was even known to kill babies just so he could dissect their bodies. He had a prefrence for twins when it came to experimentation. he would give them special treatment such as giving them candy or clothes. He would also preform such experiments on children such as removing limbs or preforming sex change operations. he would inject dye into childrens eyes attempting to change their eye color. Eventually Mengele left Auschwitz disguised as a regular member of the German infantry. He ended up at the Gross Rosen Work Camp but left before it was liberated. From there he was seen at Matthausen and ended up being captured and held as a POW at a camp near Munich. When the allies arrived they freed him not knowing who he really was. at the end of 1948 he decided to leave Germany. He apparently fled to Argentina as it was somewhat of a Nazi sympathetic country and from there fled from South American country to country afraid of being caught. He divorced his wife and later in 1958 married his dead brothers former wife Martha. He was never caught but in 1979 he suffered a stroke while swimming and drowned. A somewhat dissapointing end for such an "Awesome Dude".

Here is the link to the site where I got my information from

Keep reading my uninteresting crap until the next "Awesome Dude Of The Week"

Nothin new dudes

My computer fucked up so I had to make a new profile on here. I forgot my username and password.... I'm so fucking stupid. I have 4 or so email adresses don't ask me why. anyway I'm having fucking baked macaroni and cheese tonight FUCK YEAH! as for my day collage was boring and annoying as hell. with my first class being 2 hours long and having another hour and a half class right after that it can get pretty frustrating. I had a test in my intro to business. didn't study for it. didn't prepare a notecard with answers on it like I could of. didn't care. Despite all of that i did rather well. I have two can of monster energy saved up for today and tomorrow so I can sit down tonight with a bowl of home baked macaroni and cheese and a monster. nothing is on t.v. like usual. mabey a little futurama or whatever else in on Comedy Central. As for how i've been doing I been feeling kind of down lately. nothing excites me. I haven't even felt like playing any of the video games I have. even the ones I haven't played yet. Although I can't fucking wait for Black Ops to come out. this will probably the first time I will stay out the night It comes out so I can be one of the first to get it. Or mabey i'll just pre-order it. I don't know yet. anyway I guess i'll start on a little something more entertaining for you guys.


I woke up this morning and felt o.k. . It wasn't one of those "I want to kill myself" days but is wasn't a "today's a great day and I feel wonderful" days either. I was going to wait to take a walk until a little later to see wether or not my friend was free to hang out but I said fuck it and went for a walk anyway. I went up to where I usually walk to. this little plaza with a restaurant, a cigar shop, and a sylvan. I dont give a shit about the rest of the stuff that's there. I got home, took a shower, then realized that I was bored as fuck. went on my computer and got ready for a certain event. I was pissed off that my mom wouldn't let me keep a sword in the house. I ended up going to the hardware store to pick up some paint roller things then to the grocery store for a few things. when I got back home I was still bored as fuck so I decided to go for another walk on the trails near my house. lately walking is the only thing that takes up my time. I only go to collage classes two days a week and have no job. I wouldn't do well with a real job. I hate people too much. while walking I passed a lady walking her dog. As I walked by the bad thoughts came into my head again. I ignored them like I always do but it's still annoying as hell to have them. the medication I take doesn't do anything to get rid of them. If it weren't for my strong will I'd probably be in jail or be dead by now. anyway as I started walking back I noticed some kids playing on the trail (minority kids). annoying because I hate people but not too much anxiety. as i walked by them I heard one of them say something about a kid named Carlos. I took notice of the fact that they were minorities and said to myself "A Mexican". so I may be a little racist. Not alot I just happen to notice that Someone named Carlos is probably Mexican. too many people get labeled as racists because they simply make observations. It makes me sick. Fucking people. anyway on the way back my earphones stopped working so I had to go the rest of the way without music. not a big deal since I like listening to the sounds of nature. about halfway back I got a text from my sister that dinner was ready. I didn't care since it was potroast. I don't like potroast. makes me feel like I live in the goddamn 50's when "families" ate potroast everynight. plus I dont really like the taste. I took a shower and went to watch some t.v. does it really matter what the shows are. after awhile they all look the same. the ten "law and order" type shows. 7 shows about survival. Endless channels of cartoon retards that aren't even funny (Cartoon Networks CEO should kill himself). I finally settled on msnbc hoping they would show some fucked up videos of People doing crazy shit, people being Crazy, or just some good old fasioned retards that we love to see so much. after browsing the internet and coming up with alternitives of "homo-sexual" to call my friend (pogo-sexual, logo-sexual, etc.) I decided to make a Blogger account to tell you lifeless beings that I think Hung is a great show and that someone should sent "Lady Gaga" back to the land of Oz where she can dress like a freak all she wants and people will actually listen to that god awefull crap she spews out of that somewhat attractive noise hole on her face. Thanks for reading. I hope you'll read some more of my life.