Saturday, June 18, 2011

I gotta stop smoking so much tree

I smoke way too much now. I got a job interview and probably a drug test coming up in maybe 3 days. and I just smoked today. I mean I still wanna smoke, but not this often.

Thursday, April 21, 2011


Dude I feel waaaayyyy too old for this shit. I was high all day yesterday and I'm still a little buzzed right now. I chilled with my friends and we smoked like a quarter of an ounce. My parents found out but it was still totally worth it.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Heed my words

Yes I like to wear a tin foil hat. its not the aliens I'm worried about it's the government digital signals being transmitted from outer space to the chip implanted in our heads that will trigger a mass conversion of americans into scientology to fund a galactic empire led by whatever nutjob is leading the scientologists these days.


ROCK!!!! when I go for a walk in the morning I like to just rock out walking down the sidewalk whilst screaming this song at the top of my lungs. just needed to say that.

Friday, February 25, 2011

I am sick

Fucking cold. urgh. also I want a fucking cigarette. Any way I made a cake today. white cake coated with chocolate....YUM<3...I got my Wii working. fucking Fail system. IT LIVES!!! So yeah I've been playing animal crossing city folk on that. Ok i'm gonna go take some cold medicine. Fare Thee Well everypony.

Monday, February 14, 2011

General Update

Things are going good. The new season of Top Gear is giving me something to watch. I'm down to 205ish lbs and doing pretty well in school. I found this awesome hat for $5 at Ocean State Job Lot and I wear it all the time. Not much has been happening though. I've been waiting for my friend to have a free weekend to hang out. I haven't gotten a chance to hang out with any of my friends recently. I was playing Dead Space today and finally had to face that fucking "Hunter" again. That thing fucking pisses me off. "Take this you regenerating piece of shit" (takes out line gun and loads rack after rack into it.) "YAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Wednesday, February 2, 2011


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses
And all the kings men
Said "Fuck it let's go get a beer"

Wednesday, January 19, 2011


I don't know what it's been lately but I've been so listless. I have no idea where I want to go from here. Besides that there isn't much to talk about. I may put up some pictures of my knives and stuff I got soon. Oh and i'm looking for someone to spend some time with...ladies. Feel free to email me at if you're interested.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

No job

Got fired. Don't know why but I also don't care. I got some machetes and knives from trueswords and they kick ass you can check them out on my facebook if you want .  Anyway I'm still losing weight and am down to about 210 now. I changed my religion to Taoism since everybody keeps saying that Jediism isn't a real religion. and I leave you today with a chapter of the "Tao Te Ching"

chapter 31

Weapons are the tools of violence;
all decent men detest them.

Weapons are the tools of fear;
a decent man will avoid them
except in the direst necessity
and, if compelled, will use them
only with the utmost restraint.
Peace is his highest value.
If the peace has been shattered,
how can he be content?
His enemies are not demons,
but human beings like himself.
He doesn't wish them personal harm.
Nor does he rejoice in victory.
How could he rejoice in victory
and delight in the slaughter of men?

He enters a battle gravely,
with sorrow and with great compassion,
as if he were attending a funeral.

Sunday, January 9, 2011


Fuck... I think I might have BXO. It makes it difficult to retract the foreskin and it's making fapping almost impossible... Fuck... I'm getting depressed again.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Bored as fuck

Tired as Fuck
work is hard as fuck
hungry as fuck
horny as fuck
fat as fuck
fuck me